If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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