dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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