Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
