he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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