Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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