she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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