I just gift wrapped bread.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think people are normalizing furries
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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