i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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