Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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