Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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