We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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