i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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