We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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