She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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