Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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