is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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