hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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