girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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