so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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