so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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