hotel room ftw
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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