Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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