The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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