Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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