I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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