peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Quick, to the slutcave!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
did you just send me my own nude
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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