He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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