No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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