Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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