AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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