ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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