this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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