I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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