Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
25 People Confess The Sex Acts They Were Super Ashamed Of
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex