I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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