I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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