Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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