Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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