I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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