You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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