Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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