Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize
