I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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