After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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