It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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