you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Randomize
