just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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