Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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