and you said cock pushups were impossible
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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