It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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