That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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