I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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