I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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