Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I use my feet as sexual weapons
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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