The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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