if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
